This is the status update of an inept former editor of mine, who fails at so much that it’s really hard to do anything but thank my lucky fucking stars I don’t have to put up with her shitty editing nor have any contact with her anymore.
Would it surprise you that she used to work for a site about religion? No?
I usually enjoy irony.
Phil is the new Shambo.
Dear 30-y-o libertarian commentator on MSNBC who looks 15-y-o:
That blue, crushed velvet jacket isn’t working for you.
Pentagon: ‘We are not going after Gaddafi’
So, who was the head fake target?
If your 80-year-old Chinese grandmother has a Members Only jacket, it’s really just not that cool anymore. So long, SXSW!
